Beat dog must see owner.

Okay, this story is about a boy got bully due to some girl with crazy eyes, girls, do you know what guys afraid the most ?. Yes girls with crazy eyes

<< this is how girls with crazy eyes looks like, or why don't you google it to see more. 

Back to my story, this boy was trying to enjoy a festival of joy and prosperous, but when this festival about to end he receive a phone call and was told to return a very important thing, according to the girl with crazy eyes that call the boy, it was said that he was not suppose to take that thing but it was given in an misunderstanding way. Sort of. So that boy need to return it. 

The girl with crazy eyes not knowing that boy's friend know that girl with crazy eyes boss and he call to get more detail from her boss if its part of the company policy if it is that boy will return back that thing, cause he will respect that company policy but after a short conversation with the boss, that crazy eye girl was told to call back to that boy and that thing will not take away from him. Moral of the lesson, before you try to bully or beat the dog, do consider the owner of the dog 1st, cause you just might get bite back, ;) 

The Barber Shop

I went to the barber shop today and i found something funny about it, no its not related to the picture above its just something i add in to catch your attention. Okay back to my story, i was in the barber shop with my friend and i bum into a " hi hi friend " of mine that walks in, he so surprise to see me and he say " eh u haha, cut hair ah? ", I say " Ya.. haha.. " then i said to myself " if not then what would i be here for, shitting? " 

I guess this our culture. 

It reminds me sometimes i bum into some friend in the toilet they will say "hey come toilet ah?".

The answer i will give is not mostly but definitely a "Ya" and my heart will say "Of cz i come toilet i am in the toilet!"

I guess this is our hi hi friend culture. 

A Singlish Joke to share

I remember there is a Singlish joke about Miss Malaysia & Miss Singapore, cant believe i got it after i google Singlish jokes. Here it is to share with yall.. Its only for viewer above 18 years old..

Miss Singapore
One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question
incorrectly, you are disqualified.

Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CHEOW ! (highlight the blank space for answer)

Judge: ?????????!!!!